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les marteaux 10:33 Wed Aug 17
Where is the most unlikely place you have defecated?

For me it was a shower in a campsite. took me ages to push the thing through the drainage hole with my foot.

Tomshardware 10:37 Wed Aug 17
Re: Where is the most unlikely place you have defecated?

Once in some woods, I was working on a farm in France, was out in the fields miles from anywhere so had no alternative.

Also once in someones garden at the house I was working at. Had to dig a hole behind some bushes.

Far Cough 10:38 Wed Aug 17
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My mate's neighbour's dustbin, in the middle of winter

HairyHammer 10:53 Wed Aug 17
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I was 8-9 and my brother who was 14 thought it would be hilarious to give me some Ex lax, conning me that it was Chocolate.
The next morning as I was on my way to school I just knew what was about to happen I ran into some front garden pulled my pants down and went, I had no idea what the hell was going on.
That night I told my brother what had happened he laughed like mad and told me what he had done, I still could not understand how 2 tiny pieces of Chocolate could do such a terrible thing to a person, I remember walking past that front garden in absolute disgust at what I had done In fact I would actually cross the road to avoid being close to that house, thinking that maybe I might get caught out for my disgusting act

Stranded 10:56 Wed Aug 17
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Not me personally. But a kid I knew when I was in my early teens shat in a girl's handbag at a party. He and several other kids I knew were on the bus with her the next morning when she stuck her hand into her bag to get her purse.

True story.

On The Ball 10:57 Wed Aug 17
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Had to hop out of a raft while white water rafting on the Zambezi and shit behind a rock. Very nervously had to wipe my arse with leaves.

Also got locked in in the home changing room La Bombonera (Boca Juniors ground) and my mate left a floater in their bog.

charleyfarley 11:02 Wed Aug 17
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Lock this SHIT

yngwies Cat 11:09 Wed Aug 17
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Twickenham station. Hmm sounds quite suburban, however the act of climbing on one of those litter bins nailed to the wall, then dumping with gay abandon without a care in the world into the clear plastic bag was quite marvelous.

Foot note, next day train to work, hangover a foot, our train stopped at Twickenham, directly in front of the bin!!! ( still full) where my midnight shit, wad so brilliantly executed.

The Dursley Massive 11:15 Wed Aug 17
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I've been caught short a few times when out on a long run. Have had to find a conveniently discrete bush or two. Not my finest hour, but essential.

FatboyChelseaScum 11:17 Wed Aug 17
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I was busting for a shit when out shopping but thought i could make it home, got to the car park and couldn't hold it any longer, it was either my pants or behind some bushes at the back of the car park. It was a massive log of a shit and i had to wipe my arse on a old t-shirt that i had in the back of the car. A few days later in the same car park I thought i would check if it had been cleaned up but nope, it was still there.

I now have a theory that I can't be the only person to shit in a bush so when I notice a dog shit i do contemplate whether its really dog shit or human shit.

Mad Dog 11:20 Wed Aug 17
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When I was much much younger (well over 20 years ago) taking a short cut home from a night in the piss, I shat in the hole on a golf course.

I'm not proud of it. I'd forgotten all about it till I saw this thread.

Godwinson 11:20 Wed Aug 17
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After a drunken party in my youth, I once shat in my mate's kitchen bin. There was uproar next morning.

Dan M 11:25 Wed Aug 17
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102nd floor of WTC2.

Wasn't as unlikely then as it is now, to be fair.

Far Cough 11:26 Wed Aug 17
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Mad Dog, did you get a hole in one?

Mad Dog 11:32 Wed Aug 17
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At the time I hated golf and golfers.

gph 11:35 Wed Aug 17
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I'm too conservative (no, not in THAT way), to have shat anywhere exceptionally odd since I was out of nappies.

I once (but just once) shat in the woods.

I'd make a very poor bear.

Alfs 11:35 Wed Aug 17
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On Richard Keys' chest. He paid very well, mind.

Hasans Fish Bar RIP 11:43 Wed Aug 17
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I'm sure this has been done on here but still,

An early morning southern train from norwood junction to London bridge. Not unusual you may say, however there was no toilet on the train. So I left a log in the bit between the carriages.

Take that southern railway

East Auckland Hammer 11:49 Wed Aug 17
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Mad Dog 11:32 Wed Aug 17

What on earth made you hate golfers so much you took a shit in the hole?

I don't particularly like rhythmic gymnastics, but doesn't mean I'm going to shit in their stack of hoops and wipes my arse with their ribbons.

Although, having said that..........

Aalborg Hammer 11:57 Wed Aug 17
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I had a particularly satisfying dump at the American Football Hall of Fame in Ohio...I did use the proper facilities and was wearing a BAC Windows home shirt at the time.....another slightly unusual place was the toilet at the Church of the Divine Annunciation in Nazareth...it was pitch black in there and couldn't locate the loo paper so had to use my employment contract which was easily found in my rucksack

bruuuno 11:57 Wed Aug 17
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I once shit up the wall in my sisters kitchen when I was poorly

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